This page is a compilation of quips, comments, and one-liners
heard in recent games.
Overheard just before a melee: "Hey, is swinging a magic-user considered a magical
A scream heard just after opening a door on a group of lesser darkspawn (and one very ugly
shag troll): "Door closing formation! DOOR CLOSING FORMATION!!!" (Thanks to Jan
If you would like to add anything to this page, e-mail me at
Darkusthel@hotmail.com and I will put your
contributions in as soon as possible.